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Ooh Matron Comedy Dinner Show

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'Ooh Matron' The Comedy Dinner Show

Friday 29th January 2015


For all fans who enjoy good old fashioned ‘Carry On’ British slapstick humour, Ooh Matron – The Dinner Show brings you lots of laughs, hilarious innuendo, antics and classic comedy style interactive fun.

In the lovely little town of Upper Nightly Professor Ivan Ardon has come to talk about his brand new male endurance and enhancement drug with his faithful private nurse Shona Cleavage, also attending the lecture will be his fierce rival and world renowned Gynocologist Sir Vic Elsemere who is set to upset proceedings.  Will the professor successfully market his new male wonder drug to a worldwide audience or will Sir Vic deny him the chance to shine, will the local vicar Reverend Whippit - Upham calm things down and get everyone to shout “three male Hairy’s” ?  Join the Laughlines comedy team for a hilarious classic Carry On and a night you will never forget.

A perfect evening of comedy that will guarantee lots of funny and hilarious sketches brought to you by Laughlines, the leading comedy dinner show company.

This show has adult content. Recommended age 16+yrs.

Please call us on 01834 842507 to book your tickets

  • Show and 2 course meal £29.50pp
  • Show & Stay* (includes 2 course meal, accommodation & breakfast) - £69.50pp premier room/£79.50pp deluxe room (based on 2 people sharing)
  • Special Offer*:  Add an additional night for just £40.00pp premier or £50.00pp deluxe (based on 2 people sharing)

"Ooh Matron" Comedy Dinner Show Menu - Friday 29th January 

Main Course

  • Slow Braised Beef in a Rich Red Wine, Button Mushroom & Shallot Sauce with Bacon Lardons & Chive Mash
  • Pan Fried Salmon topped with a Herb Cheese Crust served on Tomato & basil Sauce finished with Lemon & Basil vinaigrette
  • (V) Roasted Vegetable, Brie & Spinach Parcel served with Pesto & Sundried Tomato Dressing

All served with Buttered Broccoli, Glazed Baby Carrots, Savoy Cabbage, Mini Roast Potatoes with Rosemary & Sea Salt



  • Homemade Apple & Blackberry Tartwith Vanilla Custard
  • Homemade Lemon Meringue Cheesecake with Raspberry Sorbet & Ginger Biscuits
  • Pembrokeshire Ice Creams & Sorbets

Tea or Coffee


Amazing weekend at the hotel for a wedding... ♥ Thank you to Malcolm for his hospitality, proper gent

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